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Chatting : A Sweet Poem..;-)

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Duniya badal gayi hai chatting se.

Hoti hai ab hacking chatting se.

Hoti thi ladkian subah shaam hamari gali mein.

Nikalna hogaya unka band chatting se.

Kyunki hoti hain ab to setting chatting se.

Duniya ho gayi hai bekar chatting se.

Hoti hain kharab aakhein chatting se.

Pehle karte hum dost baatein hotelon mein.

Peetay the chai waghera hotelon mein.

Khoob hoti thi masti hotelon mein.

Khelte the mazaa kiya karte the.

Ab to hoti hai baat to who bhi chatting se.

Bekaar hogaya hai telephone chatting se.

Hojaati hai ab voice chat chatting se.

Pata nahin tha kya matlab hota hai asl ka.

Pata chal gaye sare matlab chatting se.

Ho rahein hain badnam Log chatting se.

Karta nahin koi angrez baatein humse chatting se.

Kehtay hain k aati hai English chatting se.

Main kehtha hoon hogayi hai English kharab chatting se.

Hoti thi bari dhoom dhaam se shadi.

Nikah ho raha hain ab chatting se.

Ab to aisa lagta hai key janab.

Mohabbat hogayee hai chatting se....!!!

Milind Audichya ( IT Professionalist)
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